seen on the freeway.

on monday, 101 south. i really wish i could've taken a picture of this. a mental image will have to do. picture this:

a large black pickup truck, raised maybe 6 inches off the 22 inch rims, huge metal bars covering the front and rear bumpers and the lights, huge foglights installed in the front. i was driving an audi at the time and i think my head was about level with his footboard.

driver was a white male, mid twenties, buzz cut, sunglasses, yapping away on cell phone. typical.

license plate: UR TINY.

i'm fairly certain he was addressing his own penis.