sure signs you're getting old.

here's a list, in no particular order:

..:: your back hurts for no particular reason. for example, the other night i lay down in bed and i could feel my back cramping up. c'mon!!! if i can't lie down what the heck am i supposed to do about my back?

..:: you don't like drinking ice water anymore. room temp or warm water for me please. likewise, eating cold fruit hurts your teeth.

..:: you need to put lotion on after showering. i recall being a kid and having snake skin, not giving a shit, and being happy about it.

..:: every pair of shoes has a specific purpose. you have your running shoes. you have your basketball shoes. you have the shoes that go with these jeans but not the other pair, you have the formal dress shoes, you have the work dress shoes, you have the walking shoes, and you have the pimp shoes that you can't wear because they hurt your feet like a mofo.

..:: when you travel you carry enough battery charge cable to lower yourself out the window down to the ground floor of your hotel.

..:: if something isn't in the exact place where you think it is, you're screwed, because you'll never remember where you last put it. oh and by the way it annoys the heck out of you.

...more as i think of it.